i really hate naming things


i have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, feel free to join me.

Ask me stuff
the-book-ferret:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

OMG

the-book-ferret:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

OMG

Source: the-keepers-of-the-keys

Source: heliolisk

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

Source: uncooler

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

Source: quantum-sheep

kimpissible:

i wish tumblr did cool ass shit for their users like youtubers and viners can like..make a career off what they do and go to cool conventions and meet cool ppl man i picked the wrong social media to put all of my time into

Source: kimpissible

zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 
like was that actually fucking necessary 

zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 

like was that actually fucking necessary 

Source: nevver

jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

image

he sent me the meme

Source: cptnarnerica

suspend:

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL

Source: suspend

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

image

science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

image

Source: idjtits